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THE NOIRE EXPERIENCE
DEPRIVE YOUR SENSES
Mondays - 10am to Midday, 8pm to Midnight
Tuesdays - 10am to 5pm, 10pm to Midnight
Wednesdays - 10am to Midday, 8pm to Midnight
Thursdays - 10am to 5pm, 10pm to Midnight
Fridays - 10am to Midday, 8pm to Midnight
WEEKENDS - 10am to Well Past Midnight
Book online via the website, or have the AI chat book your session.
Hey guys, I'm Jei.
I'm not a gym model, just a normal, average-build guy with strong, experienced hands, a dry wit and easy-going persona, and over 25 years of experience across Australia and New Zealand. If you've been put off by the six-packs on here, or you feel self-conscious about your own body, you'll feel right at home with me. No ego, no judgement, and nothing to measure up to.
Plenty of my regulars tell me that's exactly why they booked... They wanted someone they could relax around, not someone they felt they had to impress.
My studio is a private space in my Yarraville home. It's quiet, with soft lighting, music, fresh towels and a shower. Free parking is available on the street out front. I leave a gap between clients, so you're never rushed and never crossing paths with anyone.
Every guy is welcome, whatever your age, shape, size or experience. If it's your first time, or you're a bit nervous, that's completely fine. Plenty of my regulars started out that way. Tell me what you're after and I'll go at your pace. You are always respected. Online bookings are better rates than booking by text, so do yourself a favour and head to the website!
What I do:
- Relaxation and full-body massage, for when you need to properly switch off
- Deep tissue, for gym, desk or tradie tension
- Assisted stretching
- Clippering and body grooming, added to any session
Sessions run for 30mins, 45 mins, 60 mins and 90 mins. The website is where all the action takes place, with an AI chat that can answer all your questions, and where you can either book yourself or have the AI chat make the booking for you. All services are listed on the website, along with all specials and the ability to join the Last Minute booking list for special rates.
You can text 0485 817 456 for the website address. No, I don't answer the phone, you wouldn't me to do that if you were on my table... would you?
See you on the table!
Jei
Weight: 77 kg
Height: 176 cm
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Incalls:- Starting From - $100
- Starting From - $150
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I recently saw Jei for a remedial massage. To say he’s intuitive would be an understatement. He pinpointed areas I needed work by just looking at me; areas I didn’t realise that needed it. He likes a chat, which I was happy with because it helped me be at ease more. His table is huge and the room was warm. It had been a long time since I’d had a remedial, so his hands worked overtime. I highly recommend Jei. He definitely knows what he’s doing. I’ll see him again for sure.